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Welcome to Season Three of the Weird News, deliver the best WTF’s the internet and world have to offer.

SamProof’s Weird News is a Youtube Video series that highlights odd, offbeat and funny News stories most traditional news outlets gloss over. Our quirky cast of Correspondents bring to the smallest screen the little gems that you might of missed, and even the ones that aren’t from Florida!

Found a funny story you think we should report on?  Want to be a Weird News reporter (just look in the mirror weirdo!) – but seriously, you can submit videos of your own weird news reports – Details coming soon. For now just harass me on twitter @samproof and be like “yo I go news biatch!” and I won’t have any idea what you’re talking about…
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Season 3 – Cast & Crew:

Sam Proof, Patti Moore, Dione Kuraoka, Jennie Newman, Ed Spangler, Sean Humpries, Quintein Vazquez, Jeff Fu, David Rodreguiz, Micah Gordon,

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Robot Dogs VS Covid19

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Robot Dogs rule the roost in a post covid Singapore and the Dark Side of the Force has taken a socially distant chokehold of the Philippines"

Despite a global recommendation to stay the hell home, play The Sims 4, and binge-eat Doritos, some people are still doing the unthinkable… exercising outside.

Depending on where the rock you’re living under is located, the reprimands you could face for jogging (you crazy, crazy kid) differ. Southern California counties have elected to ticket and fine people who refuse to wear masks in public, French police will demand a written explanation of why in the world you think you’re entitled to leave your home, and in Asia… apparently they send robots after you.

Singapore has enlisted the help of a remote-controlled four-legged robot named SPOT to keep its citizens healthy. The robo-doggo runs around parks quite literally barking warnings and reminders; when it comes across a pair of crazies out on a morning run, it will reply

“For your own safety and for those around you, please stand at least one meter apart”

in an oddly-placed female voice… all dogs sound like Scooby, who approved this?!

Meanwhile, on a rebel planet named “The Philippines,” members the Sith Youth League were spotted enforcing quarantine measures in Manila. The young Storm Troopers were accompanied by Dark Lord Darth Vader as they passed out relief packs filled with rice and canned Banta Milk. Any Jedi arrogant enough to go out for a job without a mask was quickly and unceremoniously vaporized.

Anchor - Sam Proof
Reporter - Christina Calph
Robot Dog - Mandi Moss

Tom Hanks Blood is Here to Save Us, Maybe!

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Tom Hanks and wife Rita Hanks, were among the first celebrities to have contracted COVID-19. They have not only survived the Coronavirus but maybe our best chance at fighting it! OR ARE THEY?!

Tom Hanks recently revealed that he and wife Rita have volunteered to donate their blood for research on the deadly virus.

“We have not only been approached, we have said, ‘Do you want our blood? Can we give plasma?' And, in fact, we will be giving it now to the places that hope to work on what I would like to call the ‘Hank-ccine,’” Jokes the Saving Private Ryan star, could he be soon Saving Private Ry-sidents?

Will the blood from this Catch Me If You Can celebrity, Catch on and crush corona? Or will we be horribly transformed into Hankspires and Werehanks that wander the outside world only under the full moon on a giant raft made of luggage!?

In the light of the full moon, we all turn in to Hanks!

Truly A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood is around the corner for all of us Tompires. That's all that weird today, but hey looks like Robot Dogs are policing citizens in China and that's probably fine, so we'll catch you next time on the weird news.

Werehanks transformation in progress!

Anchor: Sam Proof
Reporter: Ariel Lazarus

When Jeff Goldblum Attacks

If you found yourself wondering why Jeff Goldblum was trending, were to scared to click for fear the Rona had taken another

And Oh my there's Angels too and a second round!

Goldblum himself had this to say about the amazing turn of events

Ok not really

Welcome Back to Weird

What was once a series of vlog style videos on my youtube, and then a live monthly show on has now come to your Alexa in the form of a Flash Briefing.

Yes, get ready to get weird!

The Weird News are real stories presented with a little more than the truth, comedy!

Today have zoom calls gone too far? Has Banksy spent a little too much time by himself!?

Street artist Banksy has found with today's stay at home orders, he has to take his art to the streets Walls!


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Don't Drink Bleach, unless you want to LIVE!

Seriously don't drink bleach or any disinfectants.

Recently Trump made what basically sounded like he was hinting people should be injecting or otherwise getting disinfectants into their bodies.

The original press conference is awkward and confusing so instead, watch this recap by Sarah Cooper

Shocking stuff, I immediately was sent through space and time to 1988, rocking out in my bedroom to this gem
Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?

Apparently I wasn't the only one to remember this gem, and someone had way more free time then I did so this happened:
from SilentBob731

Assuming drinking bleach is only phase one of the fight against Covfefe

Phase two is most likely this remedy

Deadmilkmen Bleach Boys Lyrics

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach
You know we practice what we preach
We're not a drunken bunch of frat-boys
Trashed on beers
Or a stoned bunch of hippies
With no careers
I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia peach

My pals and I all drink Clorox
Or eat Snowy Bleach right out of the box
Teenage suicide rate's shot high
And we understand the reasons why
Bleach does more than whiten socks

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys, baby?
In a world where ministers murder golf pros
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

Maybe there'll be a party at the beach
We'll bitch about life and chugalug bleach
No one's getting high, and no one's getting drunk
I've got a case of bleach stashed in my trunk
I wanna die with Clorox within reach

I'm very proud of the respect I've earned
And my voice is very deep cause my throat got burned
Bleach keeps you young so I've been told
Cause no one who drinks it lives to get old
Drink it with a chaser was the first thing that I learned

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
In a world where midgets run for mayor
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I had 26 friends in the beginning
But now it seems our numbers are thinning
Some people drive fast, others love to bet
Still others snort coke in a private jet
But drinking bleach is my way of winning

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
In a world where welders own our schools
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I am so bored!
I am so bored!

Weird News: Police Arrest Passenger With Mouthful Of Pot During Traffic Stop

(Van Buren County, MI) -- A Michigan woman is in hot water after getting caught with a mouthful of marijuana. Deputies in Van Buren County pulled over a vehicle earlier along Interstate 94 after receiving a tip and noticed the passenger eating something while they were speaking to the 17-year-old driver from Watervliet.

It turned out to be marijuana, which fell out of her mouth when she opened it. The driver is facing a DUI count and the 18 year old passenger is looking at possession charges and general idiocy.


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