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Welcome to Season Three of the Weird News, deliver the best WTF’s the internet and world have to offer.
SamProof’s Weird News is a Youtube Video series that highlights odd, offbeat and funny News stories most traditional news outlets gloss over. Our quirky cast of Correspondents bring to the smallest screen the little gems that you might of missed, and even the ones that aren’t from Florida!
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(Van Buren County, MI) -- A Michigan woman is in hot water after getting caught with a mouthful of marijuana. Deputies in Van Buren County pulled over a vehicle earlier along Interstate 94 after receiving a tip and noticed the passenger eating something while they were speaking to the 17-year-old driver from Watervliet.
It turned out to be marijuana, which fell out of her mouth when she opened it. The driver is facing a DUI count and the 18 year old passenger is looking at possession charges and general idiocy.
(Marathon, FL) -- "C" is for "cook-aine!"
The Monroe County Sheriff's Office in Florida says an officer found a blue Cookie Monster doll during a traffic stop on Wednesday, and thought it felt a little heavy. He found a slit cut in the doll and 314 grams of cocaine stashed inside. The deputy initially stopped the car because the license plate was shrouded and the windows were tinted so dark he couldn't see inside.
When McNair rolled down his window, Deputy Swilley could smell the odor of marijuana coming from inside the car. A search of the vehicle turned up a backpack. Inside the backpack was a blue “Cookie Monster” doll. Deputy Swilley noticed the doll seemed to weigh more than it should have. He took a closer look and found a slit cut in the doll. Inside the doll were two packages containing what turned out to be a total of 314 grams of cocaine. - MCSO - Florida Keys
The man was charged with trafficking cocaine. Cookie Monster however was released without any charges.
While flaunting his riches a trap house is raided live on facebook live.
He's probably arrested for for filming vertically!
How do you like your turkeys? Basted or Wasted? This Farmer is taking heat from the killjoys at PETA that say what he's doing is animal abuse. Is it? Cause if that's animal abuse I've been self mutilating for years (and I love it - thank you whiskey)Do you want your holiday bird basted or wasted!? Find out what this farmer is doing to his turkeys!
It's football season and with it comes fantasy football. You've no doubt, not only seen but been completely bombarded by ads from the two titans Draft Kings and Fanduel; hell there's probably one circulating through my own ad sense as it picks out the keys word from this post.
Both of these fantasy league giants offer a huge Guaranteed Prize Pool competition which they're own employees are forbidden to play. However nothing prevents them from taking their insider knowledge from decimating the competition in.. well their competition and that's just what one Draft Kings employee did! DraftKings writer Ethan Haskell, the man in question, leaked ownership and lineup data pertaining to his employer’s biggest contest and then...
Deadspin is reporting:
Haskell, apparently possessing this information, went and played a similar mass entry (GPP, or Guaranteed Prize Pool) contest at FanDuel—the other of the two monopolistic daily fantasy sites—and took second place and $350,000 from a $25 bet. DraftKings employees are prohibited from playing their own daily fantasy games, but are allowed to freely play on other sites.
This wouldn’t be an issue if different DFS sites had significantly different lineup data and game structure, but salaries are analogous between the sites, and the structure is the same. According to a forum post by RotoGrinders co-founder Cal Spears that was corroborated by a DK executive, Haskell did not have access to the data before he set his winning lineup—a point that casts some doubt on butch headlines like The New York Times’s “Fantasy Sports Employees Bet at Rival Sites Using Inside Information”—but the availability of the information is still causing legitimate eyebrow-raising.
Because DFS is legally classified as skills-based rather than gambling, it doesn’t draw the regulatory scrutiny of, say, online poker, which has had its own share of employee scandals involving insider data. Thus, we have people who work for the biggest two DFS companies having access to information that is ostensibly useless since it only pertains to their own site (which they can’t play). But the information is not innocuous, and it gives those with inside information a decided edge. An anonymous industry employee told Legal Sports Report that “a significant number of the whales at the top DFS sites are employees – often executives – of other sites.” They logically wouldn’t put money in their competitor’s pockets unless it was significantly beneficial to them.
Given the amount of money that stands to be made and the ease of moving across sites, this is a climate ripe for insider trading. We see trading like this across industries. It would be naive to think DFS is immune.
The two sites released a joint statement:
Nothing is more important to DraftKings and FanDuel than the integrity of the games we offer to our customers. Both companies have strong policies in place to ensure that employees do not misuse any information at their disposal and strictly limit access to company data to only those employees who require it to do their jobs. Employees with access to this data are rigorously monitored by internal fraud control teams, and we have no evidence that anyone has misused it.
However, we continue to review our internal controls to ensure they are as strong as they can be. We also plan to work with the entire fantasy sports industry on this specific issue so that fans everywhere can continue to enjoy and trust the games they love.
As the details from the unexpected shooting in Virigina, which took the lives of two local news reporters, started to appear.. the shooter himself, Vester Lee Flanagan, took twitter and posted two POV videos of the moments before the shooting. I will not be embedding the actual videos... but I also assume twitter will remove them shortly.
In a tweet earlier that day (after the shooting had happened) Flanagan posted "Alison Made Racists Comments"
MORE DETAILS TO COME (I'm at work right now and trying to update this periodically with the details. please check back. Of leave a comment with any info to follow up)
by the time I hit post his twitter had been suspended but his facebook page reminds active and the last video is posted there currently.
The Time Time Line as it Develops
08:47:25 Apparently the shooter has just killed himself
09:19:32 - The Shooter's facebook has been deleted
09:51:30 according to a source "Cops shot him and he's in critical condition. Even worse."
"Poor internet connectivity at press conference. Trying." The News Leader added
11:23:57 "He is Dead**"