I Hate the Term “Social Media Guru”

Fuck you. Guru’s sit back and hand out advice like dinner mints and I’m sick of it.

So I’ve gone on to label myself ‘The Internet Viking’, because vikings don’t just sit back and give advice. They fucking take action and do something about it. Whatever IT maybe be.

I have an email address older then some people calling themselves ‘Social Media Guru’s’.

Listen, just because you’re a hipster who knows how to use Google to find the answer to questions your friends ask, doesn’t make you an expert. It makes you a person who uses their computer on a daily basis. Stop trying to get famous for search queries. You’re SEO sucks.

I’m Sam Proof – the one and only Internet Viking (aside from that Techno Viking guy, he’s cool).