Seriously don’t drink bleach or any disinfectants.

Recently Trump made what basically sounded like he was hinting people should be injecting or otherwise getting disinfectants into their bodies.

The original press conference is awkward and confusing so instead, watch this recap by Sarah Cooper

Shocking stuff, I immediately was sent through space and time to 1988, rocking out in my bedroom to this gem

Don’t you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?

Apparently I wasn’t the only one to remember this gem, and someone had way more free time then I did so this happened:

from SilentBob731

Assuming drinking bleach is only phase one of the fight against Covfefe

Phase two is most likely this remedy

Deadmilkmen Bleach Boys Lyrics

I’ve got some buddies and we all drink bleach
You know we practice what we preach
We’re not a drunken bunch of frat-boys
Trashed on beers
Or a stoned bunch of hippies
With no careers
I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia peach

My pals and I all drink Clorox
Or eat Snowy Bleach right out of the box
Teenage suicide rate’s shot high
And we understand the reasons why
Bleach does more than whiten socks

Don’t you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys, baby?
In a world where ministers murder golf pros
Don’t you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

Maybe there’ll be a party at the beach
We’ll bitch about life and chugalug bleach
No one’s getting high, and no one’s getting drunk
I’ve got a case of bleach stashed in my trunk
I wanna die with Clorox within reach

I’m very proud of the respect I’ve earned
And my voice is very deep cause my throat got burned
Bleach keeps you young so I’ve been told
Cause no one who drinks it lives to get old
Drink it with a chaser was the first thing that I learned

Don’t you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
In a world where midgets run for mayor
Don’t you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I had 26 friends in the beginning
But now it seems our numbers are thinning
Some people drive fast, others love to bet
Still others snort coke in a private jet
But drinking bleach is my way of winning

Don’t you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
In a world where welders own our schools
Don’t you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I’m so bored I’m drinking bleach
I’m so bored I’m drinking bleach
I’m so bored I’m drinking bleach
I’m so bored I’m drinking bleach
I’m so bored I’m drinking bleach
I’m so bored I’m drinking bleach
I’m so bored I’m drinking bleach
I’m so bored I’m drinking bleach
I’m so bored I’m drinking bleach
I’m so bored I’m drinking bleach
I am so bored!
I am so bored!

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