Britney is back Bitch, and she’s bombing… in that she made a terrible bomb of a song/video.

Her new single “Pretty Girls’ has her teaming up with Iggy Azalea, which doesn’t seem to do much to each singers cred. The response to the video has been bad and rumor is the entire album project has been scrapped as music execs who think, everyone wants vapid rehashed auto-tuned nonsense, run around with their heads up their butts trying to figure out how to save their millions.

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Let’s break it down; with in about 10 seconds I had to pause this epic POS to decide if I could even endure more. In the wake of Taylor Swifts ‘Bad Blood’ and Madonna’s epic come back ‘I’m Madonna Bitch’ this video feels like some threw 20 ideas at a wall and ultimately decided “let’s go with all of them! Yay I’m smert genius person!”

This video immediately dies lyrically, visually, thematically and right down to the edit. Whatever asshat decided to cut this in such a way that little japanese children would fall in to a seizure needs to be smacked. I love me some jump cuts, I hate a rapid fire slamfest of image daggers hitting my eyes.

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Right from the first frame, we’ve entered some barbie doll 1980’s to a world of cassette tapes and croquette, sure great whatever… pretty sure nobody bought water bottles with straws like that until the mid 90s, but who cares I’m suspending disbelief which is great cause some alien is about to drop some beats in to a pool. Neat. Oh wait I’m wrong… it’s time for the editor to let his cat run across the keyboard and assault my senses.

Already we’ve gotten a taste that this song is about vapid chicks who are prettier than you and want to make sure you know it. Also here’s Iggy Azalea… not looking just so pretty. She’s decked out in 80s style glam.. which by today’s standards now look like shit.

Also, we’re going to change the style of the song now. twice. We don’t even know what genre we’re in anymore.

Guess what, we’re 52 seconds in to a 4 and a half minute to audio visual hell.

at this point I had to mute, and just hit the scrub to get the basics… big hunky dude peeing out pink liquid from a hose, check. OMG we found an iphone, check. R kelly reincarnated as an ATM machine (intentional machine) peeing out money, check. End card with credits for the proud director? Oh Checkity Check!

Hey Congrats Cameron Duddy, you’ve created something worthy of “The Room”. I hope you enjoy the success of art house hipsters throwing spoons are your screen and shouting “You’re tearing me apart, Lisa!”

Let me know what you think, am I being to harsh or not harsh enough?

You want to save Britney Spear’s Carrier music execs? try making a Britney Spears song.

Final Thoughts: The only thing they got right, is yes Iggy Azelia is some weird alien

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