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Police were called to an Alaskan road this past Tuesday when a resident in Mendenhall Valley had a bad feeling about an unidentified object found nearby. When the initial officer reached the scene, he was unable to identify the suspicious device as well, prompting an Explosive Ordinance Disposal Specialist to investigate. Luckily, this officer was a specialist in Star Wars memorabilia as well and quickly identified the object as a plastic lightsaber toy.

While the situation was resolved peaceably, it’s not all that surprising that someone might think a closed toy lightsaber might be an explosive device. I mean, especially in Alaska. Everyone knows that state is a hotbed for terrorist activity. Bombers have been trying for decades to take out our country’s… moose supply.

There was no information on who left the lightsaber on the side of the road, however. I like to believe it was someone dressed in a Darth Vader costume who actually had a standoff with police officers who are just keeping quiet. Hey, don’t judge my beliefs, man.

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https://i1.wp.com/www.samproof.tv/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/2359-lightsaber-fight.jpg?fit=600%2C432https://i1.wp.com/www.samproof.tv/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/2359-lightsaber-fight.jpg?fit=150%2C108Zack BesedaWeird Newsalaska,blog,bomb,comedy,explosive,funny,lightsaber,News,star wars,weird,zack besedaPolice were called to an Alaskan road this past Tuesday when a resident in Mendenhall Valley had a bad feeling about an unidentified object found nearby. When the initial officer reached the scene, he was unable to identify the suspicious device as well, prompting an Explosive Ordinance Disposal Specialist...Influencer, Writer & Internet Viking


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