Bird-Brained Man Arrested When Customs Find 66 Live Finches Sewn Into His Pants
Sometimes a plan is so crazy that you can’t help but be a little impressed by it, even if said plan is devised by an idiot. One man was stopped in Cuba recently when trying to board a plane to America. Customs officers noticed several “unusual bulges” in the man’s pants which led them to question him. You know that there’s no way anything described as “unusual bulges” is going to be a good thing. When the man lowered his pants, authorities were shocked to find 66 rare birds sewn into the lining of his pants. Unfortunately, their beaks were bound shut so they couldn’t peck this asshole’s pecker off.
And might I also point out his douchy speedo-type underwear. What a jackass.
The unnamed man faces up to two years of jail time so now he will get a taste of his own medicine as a jailbird in some prison that probably smells like a guys sweaty crotch.http://www.samproof.tv/2014/08/11/bird-brained-man-arrested-when-customs-find-66-live-finches-sewn-into-his-pants/https://i0.wp.com/www.samproof.tv/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/nird_646x363.jpg?fit=646%2C363https://i0.wp.com/www.samproof.tv/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/nird_646x363.jpg?fit=150%2C84Weird Newsarrest,bird,crime,criminal,dumb,funny,News,rare birds,weirdSometimes a plan is so crazy that you can't help but be a little impressed by it, even if said plan is devised by an idiot. One man was stopped in Cuba recently when trying to board a plane to America. Customs officers noticed several 'unusual bulges' in the...Zack BesedaZack BesedaZack.Beseda@gmail.comAuthorZack Beseda is a writer comedian in Los AngelesSam Proof