In this link is a vaguely outraged report on the US Open of Surfing held in Huntington Beach each summer. I’ve been a couple of times as a kid and it is exactly as the video depicts. I drank excessively and smoked copious amounts of pot while I was there and tried to grab as much teen bikini’d ass as I could. Now I know I’m a degenerate and have made a shitton of mistakes in my life, but this video is making the parents of OC FREAK THIER SHIT OUT. I think they’re overreacting because of the group of black guys at the end of the video, but that’s just my bigotry. Anyway, what do you think? Are the kids these days demon spawned and bringing the country down? Are these kids just being kids?

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eirKEK9lfZI]

An interesting to note:

Viner Cameron Dallas (https://vine.co/dallascameron) was in attendance and he was being harassed by hundreds of bikini clad teen girls, so much so that this was posted in the FB comments section where I found the link:

“My parents were in Sandy’s having dinner and that Vine kid Cameron was crying in the corner because the girls were attacking him. I was on the phone with her and she kept saying wait…here come more teenage girls trying to get past his security detail…nope they were stopped. (Bikinis only, no shoes, trying to get into the restaurant) What she was describing was bad enough. This slap me stuff and what they were yelling into the mic…takes it to a horrible new level. Sigh..”

My friend who posted it (an elementary school teacher in the OC) was complaining that emulation of Youtube and Vine was partially to blame for the teens’ ‘Gross’ behavior.

Hump signing out.

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!

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