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Anyone who’s seen Ghostbusters knows two things. One, ghosts come in all forms, shapes, sizes, and colors. Two, they’re damn messy. One British woman has been experiencing one of these mischievous phantoms for the past two years and claims that it not only steals her bras and panties but also leaves the shower a mess and all the windows fogged up. Honestly, compared to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, that doesn’t sound too bad.

But don’t tell that to Pauline Hickson, who says that the past two years have been “a living hell” and that she would even spend entire days outside just to not go inside her home. According to Hickson, things would go missing, all her belongings would be thrown around, and mess with the thermostat. It doesn’t really sound too creepy until she mentions that the ghost would leave a cup and spoon on the table when she’d come home. What’s that about?? What’s the spoon for? Perhaps the ghost was suggesting she make some tea and use the spoon to stir in some sugar.

Whatever the reason, I’d want to move out of a haunted flat too. However, Hickson claims that the ghost has moved with her seven times! Obviously, Pauline Hickson has not seen The Conjuring, where they expressly state that once a spirit has attached itself to you, even moving won’t help! So when she got to her new place, her bras and panties still weren’t safe. And so Pauline Hickson had no choice but to hire the hypno-exorcism services of Steve Kneeshaw.

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I bet he was the one stealing her underwear all along. Just a theory of course. Whether he was the original culprit or not, the hypno-exorcism worked and Pauline Hickson has not lost any underwear since. Coincidence?

I imagine the situation looked something like this:

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