I’ve basically been waiting 30 some years for this song to be created. Ever since I was a kid who misheard the lyrics to later in life when I simply made that mistake an “in” reference to the world most notable rascal.

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Lyrics by Patrick Ian Moore.

“Rocket Raccoon” (to the tune of The Beatles’ Rocky Raccoon)

Now somewhere on Halfworld in The Keystone Quadrant
There lived a Ranger named Rocket Raccoon
And one day The Hulk came in through The Galacian Wall
Rocket’s furry and he’s small, The Hulk really liked that
He said I’m gonna help that boy
They stopped the Robo Mower and
Joined a young raccoon onboard the Rakk N Ruin

Rocket Raccoon flew The Rakk N Ruin
Judson Jakes wants Gideon’s Bible
Jakes was a mole, And he would have stole
The Key that was Halfworld’s Bible
Then Uncle Pyko, creates Circus Psycho
Dyvyne steals Rocket’s girl Lylla Otter
He wanted to marry, But He was too scary
He still killed her parents and got her
She was heiress for, Toys that start the war
Her company Dyvyne wants control of
That was no fun, Rocket brought a gun
He said Dyvyne I’m not here to show love
Dyvyne worked with Jakes, The mole and the snake
So Rocket teamed up with some robots, ah

D’da d’da d’da da da da
D’da d’da d’da da da da
D’da d’da d’da da d’da d’da d’da d’da
Do do do do do do

D’do d’do d’do do do do
D’do d’do d’do do do do
D’do d’do d’do do do d’do d’do d’do d’do
Do do do do do do

They want Rocket to stay, But he flew away
Looking for more adventures and good times
He said the Universe is big too
And I’ve got a real big job to do
I’m going out to fight against injustice and more space crimes

And now Rocket Raccoon, He flew the Rakk N Ruin
Then was imprisoned by The Kree
Met some new friends, Their imprisonment ends
He joined the Guardians of the Galaxy

Oh yeah, yeah
D’do d’do d’do do do do
D’do d’do d’do do do do
D’do d’do d’do do do d’do d’do d’do d’do
Do do do do do do….

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