Man Attempts to Fight Penguin at London Zoo Latenight Party
This is pretty much how I see this battle taking place. Because first of all, that’s a badass looking penguin. But, since penguin’s don’t have fingers, I doubt he could get the button combination down to knock out Soda Popinski. Then again, I assume the London Zoo has a whole flock of penguins and that means plenty of backup for the penguin. This exchange reportedly occurred at the London Zoo during one of their Late Night Party events. While these events have raised up to £800,000 a year to fund the zoo, the boozy festivities have been getting out of hand as of late. One partygoer went so far as to throw a beer can which hit a male tiger. But much of the awkwardness seems to be centered around the penguins.
Allegedly, one of the party attendees who had been drinking heavily approached one of the zookeepers and asked “which penguin can I fight”. While this encounter could have gotten ugly, it was stopped before it began. Hopefully, this was because any good promoter knows that an event like this needs a good build up and plenty of publicity before commencing. Obviously, this is something that could draw a huge gate if done correctly and I, for one, am glad the London Zoo has the foresight to not give away a high profile event like this away for free. No proposed date has been released yet, but watch this space for any news as soon as it happens.
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