How many snakes is too many to hoard in your home? Apparently the magic number is 400 because a California elementary school teacher just plead guilty to over 400 counts of animal abuse.  William Frederick Buchman received a sentence of three years formal probation and 100 hours of community service.  First of all, I can’t help but wonder what animal abuse community service is like (not that I want to find out) and secondly, I thought listing someone’s middle name was reserved for political assassins?  You know, Lee Harvey Oswald, James Wilkes Booth, James Earl Ray… Maybe they’ve opened that up to include illegal snake wranglers too. n-WILLIAM-BUCHMAN-largeActually, this guy looks like the type who would hoard a bunch of snakes.  Like, snakes are the only creatures who he could truly connect with.  Or maybe he’s just pissed at getting arrested.  And forgot to shave… Regardless, Mr. Buchman was arrested after a neighbor complained to police about a foul odor coming from his residence. Responders found over 400 snakes and reported that over half of them were dead or dying!  Gross!  How did this guy live with himself??  Or more importantly, how did those snakes live with him?  According to police, they lived in boxes, crates, or just on the floor. Well, this is just disgusting.   I don’t know what in the world this guy was doing with all those snakes.  Maybe he belongs to one of those snake worshiping cults, who knows?  Sondra Berg, the supervisor of the Santa Ana Police Department’s Animal Services Division called Buchman’s house a “House of Horrors”, okay?  And you know she’s seen some crazy shit.

It turns out though, that Mr. Buchman’s mother had recently passed after a long fight.  With a terminal illness that is, not a snake.  Sadly, it looks like the teacher went into a depression that led to him neglecting his pets which had been “a family hobby”.  Uh huh… I’m telling you, snake worshiping cult.  Think about it…

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