sperm-extractor

China, making Japan look like America…

A Chinese hospital in Nanjing, capital of Jiangsu Province, has introduced a new machine that’s all hands on deck to make sperm donation easier! Introducing the automatic sperm extractor.

If you loved science before, now you really can fucking love fucking science! And hands free at that.

The machine features a “massage pipe” with an adjustable height to make it.. make it, with any man.

Other adjustable settings include frequency, amplitude and temperature… but no word on if there’s a backdoor setting yet.

It’s also fitted with a small screen for those who want to play Candy Crush… I assume.

According to the director of the urology department of the hospital, the machine is designed to help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. We’re not entirely convinced that standing in a room shared by many other people and being milked like a cow is going to help, but their efforts are commendable. Here’s to technology.

Check out a video of the machine here:


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