Just after midnight Last Night, Perez Hilton tweeted about half a dozen messages alleging that Will.I.Am and his security guards had assaulted him. Hilton was in Toronto Sunday for the Much Music Awards
Artist Rendering of what Perez Probably looks like now

Artist Rendering of what Perez Probably looks like now

Interestingly enough Perez’s immediate thought process was to return to his hotel and tweet to his followers to call the police for him. He remained on twitter, replying to his fans and followers via twitter for several hours. Which of course is normal for people in shock. I mean what do we know, we’re lobsters we don’t tweet – no fingers.

At one point, in reply to Will.I.Am, who created a Twitter account to reply to Perez’s allegations, he claims that there were ‘Multiple Witnesses’

Perez Hilton (PerezHilton) on Twitter

We may just be lobsters, maybe our brains aren’t bigger then a thimble, But in a world where everyone has cell phones with cameras and such why haven’t a myriad of pictures come out already. Why isn’t this so called Truth speaking ?

Will I Am responds to claims made from Perez Hilton via Twitter and Dip Dive video footage (click here to watch video).

Will Claims to have simply brushed it off and walked away – we’ve been watching lots and lots of ‘Lie To Me‘ a Great show with Tim Roth as Cal Lightman. We even Scored a 94% on the Lie to Me test – so we’re pretty sure we’re able to detect lies from a mile away. Will doesn’t appear to be hiding anything, he’s clearly annoyed and at one point disgusted. But never lying.

So we’ve come to the conclusion that whoever assulated Hilton was not Will I Am and either Perez just wants to use this to keep his sad pathetic name in the spotlight or – he thinks all black people look the same – it’s not his fault he can’t tell them apart.

Hell, we can’t tell him apart from other spiky haired, over the hill, hipster 30-somethings that think they’re self important.

-The Lobsters

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Just after midnight Last Night, Perez Hilton tweeted about half a dozen messages alleging that Will.I.Am and his security guards had assaulted him. Hilton was in Toronto Sunday for the Much Music Awards Interestingly enough Perez's immediate thought process was to return to his hotel and tweet to...


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