Well Humans you’ve made it. Another year has come up you and thus it’s time to resolve to be a better version of yourself. So go forth and make your offerings to the great God that is self esteem and the human condition.

But beware the results of your inevitable failure:

Now off with us, to buy 3 set of the superior foot wear, ah nike you glorious bastards. We shall surely kill you last.

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